You guys, today’s post has me CRACKING UP! A few weeks ago, I shared what I WOULD take with me on a deserted island and based on the feedback, you loved this post! Well, one of you witty readers suggested I flip it around and share a list of things I WOULD NOT want with me on a deserted island (i.e.: things I do not like in life), and I thought this was such a fun idea!
Same categories, new spin.
Here we go…
Movies: The Matrix series (as much as I love you Keanu, I don’t love these), Lord of the Rings (call me crazy but I could care less about these rings), ET (no), and Frozen (I’m sorry, but I just do not love Elsa)
Albums: anything country. anything. I feel pretty versatile in my music genres but you can keep your country albums off my beach.
Office products: printers (why do I feel like mine never works), white out EZ correct (why is it harder for me to use than plain old White Out!!!!!), my e-calendar (I much prefer my old-fashioned paper calendar), pencils (nothing is more useless in life than an unsharpened pencil)
Makeup products: false eye lashes (it doesn’t matter how many times I try, they never work), loose powder (my skin feels clogged the minute I put it on), contour anything (outside of bronzer, I don’t want to contour anything)
Snacks: you can keep your protein bars/protein drinks/protein cookies…gag…
Bible verses: there isn’t a bad one in the bunch 😉
Skincare products: toner (I’ve never understood what it’s supposed to be doing exactly), fancy razors for shaving (give me a cheap Bic any day, for any reason), bubble bath (it’s okay but I just don’t need it in my life)
Candle scents: You can keep your rose scents, I don’t really need lavender in my life, musks aren’t my thing and neither is heavy tobacco scents
Vacation destinations: I love to visit anywhere…and can’t play least faves here.
Haircare products: I really just don’t understand combs. I love a brush. I love a pick. I don’t love a comb. I also don’t love sticky and stiff hairspray. Or heavy dry shampoo.
Bravo TV shows: Hmmmmm…I stopped watching several. I don’t watch Atlanta, OC or Beverly Hills any more. Give me all the Salt Lake City and Summer House though!
Beverages: Soft Drinks (I think Sprite and 7-Up are gross, I don’t want your Mountain Dew, Pepsi is yucky), keep your sweet tea and gin too 😉
Kitchen tools: I rarely ever use my big Kitchen Aid Mixer (it’s been years!), a food scale, and…my Instant Pot (there, I said it…I don’t like my Instant Pot…)
Bahahahaha! A whole post of things I don’t love! Do any of these surprise you? Do you agree or disagree?! Tell me what YOU don’t want on your deserted island!!! I want to hear!!
That’s it for this Wednesday! Make sure you head over and check out today’s foodie post HERE because I’m sharing my ESSENTIAL KITCHEN TOOLS! Awwwww…yes, I’m finally doing it. Over the years, so many of you have asked me to round them all up, so today, I did it 🙂 .
See you guys back here tomorrow! xx